By now half the world has heard of Jeremy Clarkson's "Dustup over food", or at least he hopes you have and he would just like to take this opportunity to encourage millions more to sign his petition because he has run out of fake names to sign the petition.
I find it even stranger that other celebrities are lining up to defend this idiot, does that mean they agree with his views?
Trying to get ahead of the rest of the media, I thought I do some brainstorming about possible jobs Jeremy could try his hand at.
Jobs that might suit Jeremy Clarkson
Write a Children's book -entitled Tales of The Inflated Dinosaur
Jeremy could go into primary schools in costume tell adventure stories about Ego the dinosaur
UKIP candidate -a chance to espouse his racist, homophobic, anti-Asian views and get paid a lot less for it.
Anger Management Councillor-specialising in helping public figures confront their demons.